~Zephyr~

Happy Birthday to me!

2005-06-25T03:26:00.000+08:00

Happy Birthday to Me!

Thank you dear dear... for your little singing chicken!...

=)

And to all who remembers!....
Special thanks to Shirley, Huihui, Zhenhui, Limin, Khimster, Vin, Chris, li-er, Teresa, Woman, Mr Woot and HoseII! And of cos my two lovely sisters and family... and my beloved Dear dear... Love you all! =)

2005-06-22T12:34:00.000+08:00

Would you do something that you don't like to do?

I may be sad... I may be suffering... But its just me...

Stunned... Shocked... Stressed...

2005-06-16T10:51:00.000+08:00

Just received some news... HOW!?!?!

I know their pain...
I know their difficulty...
I know that I can do something...

But........

Do I still have it in me...
Can I still do it...
Am I up to it...

Haiz... I hate Sony...

Let me think... Give me time... This there no other way?...

Fate?
Is the Force still in me?

The Hall 2 Jedi – The Shiiok Wars

2005-06-10T11:58:00.000+08:00

Being a CGL was never easy… The hectic dance schedules, the preparation for the camp… The leading of the seniors and the juniors… But being CGL was the happiest time in my NTU life…

I remembered how difficult it was the first two days… The freshies, in a new environment and among new friends were quiet… and shy… It was difficult to get them enthusiastic about anything… JedII was a very lucky OG… We have a bunch of Mad Seniors that did all the cheering for the first two days… (Hahaha… I luv all of you!) I can sincerely tell you I was affected… Worried, tired and weighted down with all the administrative work (who is around… who is coming back… who is eating breakfast/lunch/dinner… what game is next… what to tell them to wear… who went to the toilet… etc…) I was afraid that the OG wouldn’t work out… Ultragal and Little one was a god sent at that time… They helped me bear the weight of leadership… (I luv you two too!) I refused to give up hope… I held on…

Amazing Race was truly amazing… JedII came alive… They woke up in the face of the task… And from then on JedII never looked back… They made me very proud… very proud to be able to lead them, to lead such a wonderful bunch of people…

After the camp… JedII went on to contribute to the Hall… During my interview with the top three… I told them that I wanted to welcome the freshies into hall… so that they will in term contribute to it… JedII fulfilled that wish for me… The best thing is… Not longer are they JedII freshies… They are now my friends…

When the camp ends… Hall 2 Jedi was gone… But in JedII he will always remain…

A Good Day it was!..

2005-06-09T20:38:00.000+08:00

Great day it was!...

Okie lah... wasn't the greatest day of all time.. But things sure went well for a change!

It was a long wait for timetable registration to even START... Okie... i was there in there early in the first place... but time slowed to a crawl......................

None the less... I went... I click.... I got... =)

A few tips to share!

1) Plan and make sure you know everything about your subjects... Codes, index and backup planZ....

2) Do try to go to the library or at least be in ntu....

3) Start wacking the and try to enter the system AT LEAST 3 mins before the start time... You never know if the computer time is wrong or the SERVER's timing is wrong... Better to be safe then sorry... Fastest fingers wins remember?... A head start will do you good...

4) Stars planner is really useful... But remember to place harder to get subjects first! System rearrange your subjects automatically?... no fear... just don't load or save your timetable after rearranging... This is because the the system will register the first subject on the list first...

OKie... all set... Wish everyone good luck!

I also got my single room too! Yeah!

*thumbs up!*
A good start! Lets hope its a good sem too!...

OMC gonna to get more and more bz!... Everyone hang on!... When the going gets tough.. Keep the smile upz... When you feel tired... get crappy... Go wild... Go mad! Hang in there! Remember... if you want to make a great camp... you have to be happy first!! The camp is about fun... So remember to enjoy yourself... Only then... the freshies will enjoy themselves too!

Hall 2 Jedi - The Birth of JedII

2005-06-07T17:38:00.000+08:00

Hall 2 Jedi - The Birth of JedII

The 7 days during Fusion Camp (the camp when I was a freshman) flashes pass very quickly... The one thing during the camp that left a very deep impression on me was that someone (one of the seniors... don't remember who... don't even remember if it was female or male...) told me that the committee in charged of the camp was formed last year... Meaning to say that the camp has been in the pipeline for a whole year... One WHOLE year of planning... All for this 7 days... I was rather shocked and impressed! I felt the hard work that the committee had put into making the camp... a camp that was purely (well almost purely) for the freshies to enjoy... I was touched... It was then something in my brain clicked... I want to be part of the committee... I want to be part of OMC...

I expressed my interest of wanting to join OMC to (again... I don't remember who...) somebody... senior I think... And I was approached by the top three... (Cannot remember if I wrote my name down first or they came to me first...) I guess I left a deep impression during the skit... Hahaha... Being silly is one of the "characteristics" that I have to show to be in the committee I guess...

There was no turning back from there (not that I want to anyway... =D) I became a part of OMC ShIIok... CGL no less... (I only realized that there was such a strong contention for CGL after that... Hahaha... I only remembered that I attended the interview... Being silly must be a really important characteristic! )

During a later meeting… The world name and the OG names were being decided… The world names were Movics And Gamics…

The Hall 2 Jedi was given the OG JedII to lead…

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2005-06-06T13:59:00.000+08:00

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Aga - BOOM!

2005-06-05T02:41:00.000+08:00

Surprise when pretty well today....

Aga BOOM!... haha.. its pretty cool.... really funny... The expressions from the clowns were priceless... Love the Fat one with the "faye wong standing like stick hairdo" Super talented both physically and artistically...

Sat a bit too far from the stage... and a bit off center too.... would have been a bit more fun if i had spent a bit more on better tixz... The place went mad with when the paper started flying... haha.... hope they recycle all the papers!

Oh well... Its a good laugh and something different i guess... Hope she enjoyed it...

Aga... AGa.... AGA...... BOOM! =)

Hall 2 Jedi - The Beginning (Digitally Remastered)

2005-06-02T16:43:00.000+08:00

Decided to “remaster” the post… Hmmm… maybe its because the original one feels very “raw”…

This post is inspired by Zipin’s blog...

Three years have passed since I have last stepped into hall 2… Hall 2 marks an important part of my life… Never had I have so much fun and have surrounding me so many friend… Never had I feel so very attached to a committee… This post is about my beginning in hall 2… And also my beginning in OMC…

My university life started in about the same way as everyone else’s… I got my letter of admission while I was in the army… And when army was about to end… I have to prepare to enter NTU… Other the settling all my administration stuff… I was faced with the question of if I should stay in hall… Between traveling between Bedok and Boon lay there wasn’t much of an option… I applied for hall stay… Vin was an obvious choice for a roommate… Guess the first stroke of good luck came when we were allocated to Hall 2… I heard lots of stuff about hostel lifestyle… Of which I remember one of my math teachers (Miss Looi… its been so long… Wonder how is she?) said that all university students should stay in hall to experience hall life… Being pretty excited… I asked around my friends… Miss H strongly suggest that I join the hall camp… And so I did… Guess that was the second stroke of good luck…

Seriously… I am very lucky… made all the correct choices without me even knowing or even to think hard…

My first contact with hall 2 and OMC was a phone call from Miss L (the Publicity then). She say she called to inform me that I am allocated to hall 2 and that if I was coming for the camp… I remember logging on to the website to check out the details…

The first time I have been to hall 2 was sort of dreamy for me… I remember that it was a cloudy day… I got a bit lost. (Vin had already drawn the room keys…) I remember wondering into block one first… It weird thinking about it now as I came to know the then strange and unfamiliar surrounding so well now… Anyway… the room was a messy… super dusty! (thanks to Vin and Dad for cleaning it up!) That room was where I stayed for the next two years…
Let fast forward to the camp… The name of the camp then was “FUSION” I belonged to the poor bunch of guys that enlisted too damn late and come out even later… Vin and me only managed to start moving into the room on the first day of the camp… The camp started in the afternoon… but we were still unpacking then so me missed the start of the camp… I remembered that the camp people gathered at the volleyball court for ice-breaker games I guess… They started to cheer and play some games… I peeked out of my room… I remember thinking that it was very "secondary schoolish"… We only turned up for awhile that night… I left early because I have to go back to camp next morning…

I only formally join the camp just before they set off to Sentosa Island… I remember being introduced while the OG was at the stairs in front of block one… I had my packet lunch there… (wasn’t very nice cause it was kinda cold le…) We took a bus to Sentosa (hahaha… we didn’t need to walk there like we do now…) That was the turning point of my perception of “childish” I guess… as I get involved in the activities… The camp was more fun then I had ever expected it to be… I ran myself silly… cheered myself hoarse… I really did enjoyed the camp… Sentosa was a lot of sun and the beach at night was so romantic… The city hike was tiring but exciting… SP night was interesting and a lot of dancing… The OG won a lot of the games… (We won every single game during field games!)

My OG contained a bunch of fun loving people… I don’t think I can imagine doing the things that we did then now… Haha… I think people might think we are an odd combination now… But it was perfect then… And it was great to be in the same OG as them…

But I guess my OMC career started during OG night… Until this point I never did exhibit any leadership… or even attempt to take any lead of things at all… I was just contented to be a useful team player… But on the last day I was assigned as the OG IC along with Miss Q… I remembered that we rush through lunch so that we can complete the script for our OG’s little skit… It was a skit made up of scenes from different famous movies… My role in the skit was as a Jedi Knight (Luke Skywalker)… But I spoke Hokkien all night long... So it was funny... The seniors had a great time... I was remembered fondly since then... As the Hall 2 (hokkien) Jedi... everyone don't remember me as RJ... instead.... everyone called me Jedi...

And so it started...
The journey of Renjie the Hall 2 Jedi...

Distanced!

2005-06-01T09:34:00.000+08:00

This post was a lot longer then this.... But something happened when i was attempting to publish.... lost everything... Man... wats lost is lost... maybe things will resurface and i would wanna to talk about it again...

Feels distanced from the ppl and happenings in hall.... But oh well.. IA is ending soon and OMC is getting more active... So it looks like Xaner is gonna to be back!... Looking forward to it... and maybe even some ping pong with the guys...

Got a new guy that i have to teach to take over my position... Nice chap.. married at 26(almost everyone in the office is married...) Wanna to do my own things leh... but he is around... so i can't... a bit sian and lazy to teach him...

Got a little something planned this weekend... hope we will enjoy it... looking forward to it!...=)

Haiz.... Xaner needs to settle down and plan his timetable... can't bring myself to do it... Haiz...

Complain!!!!... (Warning... I am PISSED)

2005-05-27T12:05:00.000+08:00

I am pissed.... seriously...

After the last entry.... I when to the toilet... The "Squat" has striked AGAIN (and again and again... wth...)

Over the pass few months on attachment at XXX company.... it is unavoidable to need to go to the toilet to... well... primatively speaking.... shit.... Now we all know how the toilet bowl is surpose to be used...

you go/run/walk/dash in... most of the time in a rush... cos its gonna to flow out... or the pain is killing you... or you are really in the mood (to shit)... etc...

you put down the seat... and hope that no one miss aim/anyhow aim... and pee on the seat....

you wipe with toliet paper.... cos you wouldn't know if the previous person has dirtied it or not...

you SIT.... on the SEAT... which is meant to be SAT on... cos it a SEAT in every sense of the word...

you do business... and feel good... cos you have gotten rid of the waste from your body... which is not the main point now.... cos......

YOU DO NOT SQUAT ON THE FREAKING SEAT! ESPECIALLY NOT WITH YOUR STUPID CHEAP LEATHER SHOE ON.... CAUSE PPL WHO HAVE THE COMMON SENSE SIT...

You think this is bad....

HIS CHEAP LEATHER SHOE'S COLOUR ACTUALLY RUNS... AND HENCE TWO WET... BLACK FOOTPRINT REMAINS AFTER HIS HAS FINISHED....

DISGUESTING!...

Seriously.... it is so inconsiderate of the person.... I don't care if the person is the manager.... the CEO.... DM... MD.... or whatever.... think of the next person that has to use it!... think of the poor aunt who have to (literally) wipe for you after you have used the bowl... wth!...

Let us talk about the dangers of squating... especially with cheap, colour running leather shoes....
1) It is bad for your knees....
We are all not any younger.... prolong squating.... esp on narrow... slippery (because of lousy leather shoes) is not go for knee caps.... it hyper extends it..... [I hope you break you knee!... =p!]

2) It is dangerous....
If i nail a toilet seat over the edge of a cliff... would it be safer to sit or to squat?.... You will sit down!... This is because of DOF of motion and not to mention more contact surface and a lower CG... so for your own safety... before you fall into the toilet bowl... get stuck and have to shout for help to get your sorry a** out of the bowl.... stop squating!...

3) Its just plain inconsiderate and it pisses ppl off!
Hey... how would you feel if you desperately needs to shit and you can't cos the seat is full of your dirty and disguesting wet black foot prints? I think if anyone finds out who you are... You are going to be so dead... the guys from the whole floor will ambush you outside the toilet and use your head to clean the toilet...

4) Toilet seats are not meant for squating!
Taking a look that the seat... you will realised that it is just a thin piece for plastic... very flexible...but if you strain it enough... it will snap... the joint is also very slender... will break if there will too much pressure... by squating.. you bend it in all the places where it is not meant to be!... it will break... stab your backside... and break your leg!

OKie okie... i understand that some ppl cannot shit without squating... but pls.. if you really have to.... find the squating kind.... if you are really urgent.. then don't squat on the seat... lift it up first!... if you chose to ignore the dangers of squating... then squat.. but at least take off you cheap-shoe!..

Some ppl just need to be toilet trained... goodness.... you are not a dog... use your brain... wth....

Oopz... Random Thoughts and A Story...

2005-05-27T11:25:00.000+08:00

Ooopz... Looks like i am really very lazy after all.... The last time i had ever writen something in my blog was... well.... march... hahaha..... Guess i am not really the kinda of person that blogs...

Its not that i have nothing to blog about.... Many thoughts pops in and out of my head... Many things is happening in my life... the world is spinning... etc.... but i just cannot bring myside to put down what i wanna to say/shout/scream/explain/sing(!) into a blog.... I am not selfish... I wanna to share too!... But oh well... guess deep down in me... I do keep a lot of stuff bottled up as well...

I always tell ppl... Your heart is like a bottle... Every thought is like a grain of sand... And your bottle is filling up quickly.... Once in awhile we should all empty the sand out of our bottle... In order to do this... we share with other ppl... This way... we wouldn't be weighted down by out heavy bottle of sand... Saying... is of cos... as always.... easiler said then done.... ;)

Ever been through a phase in life where you feel like improving yourself?... well... thats putting it in a nice way.. a not so nice way is that you are feeling lousy... and you need to pick yourself up... Finally gotten down to doing something that wanted to do for quite awhile... hope to really make an significant improvement in my life!.... I have also been working on the power rider for 15min everynite... hope to lose the fats around my waist... hahaa... Hope i can... wanna to feel better...

Now for a little story... don't know why i wanna to write it in this way... i just feel like it!

Xaner's life is currently very peaceful.... He is enjoying his life rite now.... He has been very fortunate cos his IA company pays good... treats him even better... His tutor is nice and Xaner has also submitted his final report(a great one he must add)! Xaner didn't have to worry about examz and all for a semester... There is lots of time after work to go out and chill.... and relax.... Xaner even planned for a trip to Pulau Sibu this coming short holiday after his attachment ends and he is looking forward to a relaxing holiday... with the beautiful white beach.... the clear sea water... the salty wind in his hair.... and great company!.... All is great!

Well... Its not that Xaner doesn't have any problems or worries.... Xaner has just finished worrying about his FYP and final year specialization.... He hates making important decisions (who like it anyway... unless you are some power hungry freak that like to rule over other ppl's lifes...) FYP was a little painful and disappointing... chosing and balloting was stressful and difficult to say he least... Xaner wasn't very lucky... he lost out (purely on luck) to another person (wait till he gets his hands on him/her/it...) for his number one choice... His IA tutor who is also the FYP tutor for Xaner's first choice.. was disappointed... which made him feel better... Its always good to feel wanted... Xaner got his second choice... which was a blessing as well.. it beats getting his 3rd, 4th, 5th or worse... not getting anything at all rite?... Prof Wong is a nice guy from every angle.... He may have totally changed the scope/aim/purpose of the whole project into something that (quote:) "I think is more interesting lah!" but Xaner thinks he can take whatever he has to throw at him... Specialization was easiler... Manufacturing has always been his passion.... After going thru all that... Xaner now has to plan and fight for his new timetable... The schooling days are back!... (haiz)... Something else that has been bugging Xaner now is his room allocation.... Xaner has fought hard and have obtained a high amount of ECA points... but this year's single room is a hard fight... It doesn't help that the JCRC are not very "old ppl" friendly this year... Xaner really hopes to get a single room...

Xaner feels bored really... peaceful lifestyle is as such.... Lots of movies is coming up... that is pretty exciting... He hopes to spent his holiday doing something interesting...

Thats all for now i guess.... more next time...

Desperate for Part Two?

2005-03-31T13:40:00.000+08:00

Well… it’s been a long time since I have last blogged… Been rather busy… but actually I am just being lazy… haha… anyway… Desperate for part two? *wink*

By the way… Like all good trilogy… Mine shall have a name… Hmm… Nothing lame coming to mind… oh well… maybe next blog…

Start of Part Two…

[Scrolling text in a star filled galaxy in the background……]

“ We left you last time with the adventure of Mr Des(shhh)perate, raining his deadly saliva on the girl that he was desperately trying to hitch… and so…”

[flash!… view of MRT rushing towards reader… reader passes thru instead of being run down by train (phew….) and vision becomes X-ray like… Readers passes thru cabin… walls… poles (phew again… especially for guys who kanna pillar-ed before…)… people… and stops suddenly in front of Mr Desperate… colour suddenly comes back along with noise of crowd and the train…]

The lady in question here (lets name her Miss Fake… why? Read on…)… Manages to keep smiling (while dodging saliva… amazing issit it… she must be a Kungfu master… or maybe she plays lots of dodge ball… and she must be one of those training includes running into peak hour traffic dodging cars and avoiding being hit by wrenches thrown by cripple grump old man…)… She even managed to carry out a very animated conversation with this Mr Desperate! (How she understand his speech is beyond me… maybe its Kungfu ears of something…)

At this point of time… some of their friends came into the MRT… Then they started the “oh I-miss-you-so-much-so-much-has-happened-and-I-wanna-to-boost-about-it-all” shout… Shout because they are not next to each other in this very crowded cabin… Mr Desperate and Miss Fake were at the door that don’t open… Friends at the other one that opens… Did I need to remind you that the train is packed… I was blasting music via my Zen… And they HAVE to b***h at each other by shouting at each other… with their (very very very very) FAKE Ang Moi accent?

Yes… very fake ang moi accent… fake to the very core… a bit of American… a bit of Polish… a bit of what ever crap they attempt to copy from the TV… Their deliberate attempt to twist their tongue to add “class” to their words…

If you think putting up with their (super duper) fake accent at insanely high amplifier free volume (I check my player to see if the automatic volume control is on… and it wasn’t…gasp!) is bad… Miss Fake proceeded to say something and that left me totally stunned by her fakeness… Let me paint you a picture…

Miss Fake fake friends with fake accents were going to get off the train…

Friend 1 says: “I will be dropping by the visit your JC this week!”

Friends 2 says: “Ciaoz!” And guess what Miss Fake says………

Miss Fake exclaimz: “ SMASHING!………………”

Whatever that she says after SMASHING… I don’t remember… I mean… which weirdo in Singapore uses the word SMASHING!?… Austin “Powder(ful)”?!?

Austin: “Goovy (lor) baby… How about moving to my Mojo (leh) baby… Yeah baby yeah (meh)……”
*Flashes his jungle like chest hair and shakes his bon bon…*

Miss Fake: “SMASHING!”

*Austin face turns blue… Chest hair start to fall off… His already rotten teeth shatters… tight pants splits…*

ITS SO SUPER DUPER FAKE!… IF YOU WANT TO BE AN ANG MOI… GO FIND SOME PLACE ELSE TO LIVE!… BEING AN ANG MOI DON’T MAKE YOU MORE “HIP” IT ONLY MAKE PEOPLE “HOP” (around in pain cos they cannot stand your SMASHINGLY fake fakeness…)…

Cannot stand fake Ang Moi wannabe that think she live in the (SMASHING) 60s... cannot make it… *Shakes afro head*

Finally...

2005-03-28T17:48:00.000+08:00

Finally... i have gotten back my long lost internet connections!... So this space is gonna to get active agian.. Stay tuned!...
=)

No time No mood...

2005-03-17T13:44:00.000+08:00

Don't really have the time or mood to blog these few days...but got quite a bit of ideas swimming around in this relatively empty head of mine... will blog it down soon.. I hope... Part 2 and Part 3 should be coming out soon!.. stay tuned!...

Oh yeah... Exams are just round the corner... so is hall production, dance production, roteract events etc.... ALL THE BEST OKIE!... HANG IN THERE!... EVERYTHING WILL BE ALRITE!.... JIA YOU JIA YOU JIA YOU!... *shakes pom pom and excute a split (ouch)... =)

Hmmm..... (Ponders)

2005-03-10T09:19:00.000+08:00

Pondering...

Hmmm...

My blog has been around for a bit le... but somehow i feel kinda weird writing things down here... I mean... Look around... Look at my comments, look at my chat box!.. Its all so empty... Blogging is just so not interactive enough... Maybe its because my blog is not interesting enough... maybe its because no one cares to read it... Oh well... anything lah... I'm just writing things down to kill time anyway... However... do leave a message... so that i know that ppl actually read my stuff!... Plus it will be interesting to see who actually do come and read my blog...

Anyway... something interesting happened the other day while i was on my way back to hall after work...

There i was stuck in the human tuna can (MRT) during office peak hour... I think it was orchard when three students came in to the train and squashed themselves next to me... Now i was blasting my beloved Zen Micro (level 18 volume out of the possible 20... me deaf?... what did you say again?) because wanna to block out the tuna's noise and after awhile, i realised that I can't... Why? Its because of this Desperate-to-impress-female male student (lets call him Mr Desperate) that was talking damn loudly about some higher then high experince of his. He must be going at level 30 volume of out the possible 20 since i can hear him yanking and yanking and yanking... My Zen Micro's superior sound quality and totally drown/killed/flooded over by his insistant yanking. And guess what... i don't understand sh*t (sorrie) that he was saying... reason being Mr Desperate here has some numb lips problem resulting in an overkill of the "shhhh" sound in every word... Not to desperately mention that Mr Desperate was so desperately trying desperately hard to desperately impress the desperate girl (got my desperate pt!?) that he is speaking way way way too fast... The end results is something like this:

Ques: "so how come you chose VJC?"
Note: From what little i can make out, i think they are sec 4 grad on their way to JC kids.

Mr Desperate:"shhhohshhh...itsshhhbecauseshhhishhhhaveshhhgottenshhh
eightshhhpointsshhhmahshhh...shhhsinceshhhmyshhhresultsshhhshhh
areshhhgoodshhhishhhhaveshhhdecshhhidedshhhtoshhhgoshhhtoshhh
VshhhJshhhCshhhcosshhhthatshhhisshhhwhereshhhallshhhtheshhh
happeningshhhthingsshhhareshhhhappening!shhhshhhAlsoshhhishhhamshhhmoreshhhangshhhmoishhhtypeshhh
mahshhhsoshhhishhhwanttoshhhgoshhhthereshhhlor!shhhshhhshhh..."

Mr Desperate (translated):" oh... its because i have gotten eight points mah... since my results are good i have decided to go to VJC cos that is where all the happening things are happening! Also i am more ang moi type mah so i want to go there lor!..."

See what i mean?

To make matter worse, Mr Desperate was a good 175 cm tall... Where as Female-student-who-was-talking-to-him was only 165 cm... And with so much desperation(shhh) going around, Mr Desperate was showering(shhh) her(shhh) with(shhh) his(shhh) s(shhh)aliva(shhh)...

*[flash back in cool retro black and white and in S-L-O-W motion (think retro matrix)] The mouth of Mr Desperate opening and closing slowly and you can't help but to notice the kang kong stuck to his two front teeth, the yellow coffee stains and the slow motion splatter of the impossible amount of saliva that comes out of his mouth with every shhh sound he makes... (note the smoky twisty trail that each drop of saliva makes)*

~End of Part One~

Note: Decided to make a trilogy out of this... Too much to type at one go... (and trilogy means ppl pay three times to watch each one.... and then yet another time to watch all three in one go! Big Money!)

Stay tuned!

"Round Island Eatx3"

2005-03-07T17:31:00.000+08:00

Eat eat eat... something that my hall ppl like to do once a year. This yearly event involves hopping onto lorries driven by your part-time speed demon hall mates... And going around Singapore in the dead of the nite... visiting makan places (and makaning alot of cos).. and dropping by "interesting" places...

This year's Ex3 is kinda different from previous years... We are suppose to play a game that will lead us to our next makan destination.. Games involved a lot of code cracking and picture drawing... But since or lorry consisted of a rather big bunch of "liao lang" (old ppl).. We more or less did what we want since we have the we-do-not-give-a-damn attitude to the games... *evil grinz* Oh well, we had our share of food... Rocher Rd bean curd, Geylang Black Mee Suai, Geylang Yong Tao Huo, Geylang D24 Durians... Wait.. what is that reader shouting in the background?... huh.. shout louder pls!.. OHHHH!.. you want to know whats with all the Geylang... Well... We sort of didn't really want to move around too much... HUH? You don't believe me you say.. Fine fine.. its the truth.. but not the whole truth here... (WHole) Truth is... our lorry not only brought us to eat.. we went touring too... We went to Lor 8... for all those who don't know... well... its Singapore's very own red light district... And NO... we didn't go there to whore of cos... We took a short cut through it to take a look at what the place has got to offer.. Well... I must say all the guy got an eyeful, and so did all the girls... The streets was crowded with men (all sorts I tell you... young good looking ones.. old rich looking one... old not so rich ones... coffee shop style ones... I'm-still-a-student ones... and the typical dirty old uncle ones...) and women (from all race and country ppl... its like a mini UN)... We also took a ride up to the old creepy Old Changi Hospital and managed to disturb many cars parked along the dark, no-one-sane-wants-to-be-there-at-this-kind-of-hour road... And if you think that wasn't interesting enough, our lorry driver and gang even brought us to Changi Point, to check out the Singapore Chio-est "women"... Armed with long flowing hair, sexy tude tops, shorter then short micro skirt (is there such a thing? you mean it doesn't stop at mini? How do girls walk with that kind of things?) and never ending legs.. These"girls" are everything a guy lust after and MORE (and i do mean MORE... how shall i put this... they have really something MORE... Physically MORE)... Seriously... This round island Ex3 was more like a round island Lookx3... I felt like i was in a zoo... Besides the "wild" human that we saw... we also went to check out exotic locations like the Changi Airport runway and Yishan Dam... (never heard of them... me neither!) Point is i rather eat more.. I miss the previous years where all i did was to dig into the goodies that the owl shift hawker centers and coffee houses have had to offer.. Maybe i should go eat eat eat myself..

Croakin' and Coughin'

2005-03-07T16:59:00.000+08:00

Yupz.. Cough cough cough.. for the pass week i have been coughing and coughing... It all started with a wonderful bowl of laska... I had it from lunch one day... It was good... no... it was a wonderfully tasty bowl of laska... extra clams and all for only $2 dollars... (Looks like i won't be having it for lunch anytime soon!..) Apparently, the hawker must had added something extra ordinary that only my hard-core spicy food eating, chili chewing, samba dipping, curry drinking IA fren, lets call her Fish Soup Girl aka FSG (cos she really really love the fish soup here at Toa payoh and will eat it every chance she has... I would have called her Mash Potatoe lady or Coffee woman or even Mandrian Orange Miss but I still Fish Soup Girl sounds a lot better... and she does eat fish soup more then anything else anyway...) can tahan... At first my throat just felt itchy... then i felt it go dry... and before i know it i am already croaking like a frog and hitting random "ran sound" pitch that i never knew possible... If this issit enough, there has to be the "round island eat eat eat" thingy on saturday nite that made me shout at the top of my voice in order to converse on the back of a lorry... (interesting trip i must say...) After the supper/educational trip, i couldn't even croak... (prehaps i'm now a prince!... or more likely a dumb frog that can't croak) And if you think that thats the end... think again! (this line is usually followed by a creepy evil laugher *WAHAHAHAHAHAaaaaa* and a clap of thunder for good measure *BOMmmmm*) Yes... the forces of whatever that causes ppl to lose their voice strikes again! (Flash of lighting... *flash flash!*... clap of thunder... *Bom BOM*... evil laughter... *WAHAHAHA!*) We decided to celebrate my Pa's birthday by going on a trip to the KTV... (had fun too!) Feeling hopeless as microphones gets stuffed in front of my nose song after song... my sore throat has finally evolved into a cough... (sore throat is included... batteries and fever each sold separatly) Piece of advise my dear readers, if you see/hear/feel/smell the sore throat/cough monster around.. stay clear of lorries/ktv/laska... Stay Healthy...

2005-03-02T23:30:00.000+08:00

Work is usually a painful affair...

Industrial "Attack"ment

2005-03-02T11:32:00.000+08:00

If there is one thing that i kanna the most during industrial attachment is cuts... Yupz... Cuts... small onez... big onez... bleeding onez... scar forever onez... Good thing is that it is all on the hands (hands of a working man they say... but I wouldn't mind one on the chest leh... haha.. very macho!) Just gotten more-serious-cut number 6... Right on the part of the thumb where every single movement will pump out more blood until there can be no more... Enough is enough i say!... Maybe i shall wear groves at work... maybe two... maybe i should unbutton my shirt(ha.. joking)... haiz..

I must say industial attachment here at the mysterious company in Toa Payoh has been pretty good... I mean... which company throws their IA student in a room by himself (gets pretty lonely i tell you...), gives him his own laptop (with internet of cos.... if not, then whats the use?), $800 a month and a few thousand++ dollar television sets and ask him to take them apart!... Aaahh... life is good... Food is good too... I don't think i have eaten the same thing for lunch more then twice since i came here... In fact, i still find new things to eat! (Goodness.. the laksa here is great!... But gave me a sore throat... Sianz...) Wish i can understand my dutch supervisor leh... don't understand him sometimes...

Been dismantling Irons recently... Yupz.. Irons... boat shaped things (ever wonder why?!) that is used to keep your clothings nice and neat. Had to "drown" them yesterday... after making them wear their kitchen wrap wet suits.. Dunking things in water is fun!... (in case you all are wondering why... its because i am using the water displacement method to obtain the volume of each iron.. lost?... It doesn't really matter really... thing is... How often do you wrap irons in kitchen wrap and dunk them in water?..) Irons are really costly these days ($120 EURO! per piece). But they are really smart ones... and they all look great!... As compared to my old-steel-and-black-handle ones that is used at home!.. The ones that they gave me to take apart are bright orange, purple and light blue in colour! (talk about choices!) One of them exploded apart just now as i was tearing it apart. (and hence the cut... CURSE you stupid iron!...)

Lunch time soon... didn't expect to write so much really... Oh well... till next time!...

Funny Game...

2005-02-28T12:00:00.000+08:00

Japanese have this thing with guys... That is that all guy when chasing girls will have to kanna tekan (tortured... punished... etc). And also girls are always very cute and all... but ALWAYS turns violent on the cute guy... Whatsup man!? This fun game is a great example!... hahahaha.. its fun... Check it out!... My Record now is 2k+... I have got frens who actually hit 13K... Madness!

http://megami.starcreator.com/nanaca-crash/

First Blog

2005-02-25T14:06:00.000+08:00

Heyo~

Firstly, a bit of background information.

I am currently stuck in a room, in a big electronics company somewhere in the Toa Payoh region. (why the secret?... Hey!... this is the internet man... You will never know who is reading this... for all i care the BIG BOSS spends his morning reading blogs!) I spend every weekday (thank goodness ONLY the weekdays) from 830 am till 615pm in this room, most of the time doing nothing at all other then surf surf surf surf.. and on rare occasions do the bidding of my supervisors (yes sir... anything for you sir... I obey you...). My room is rather big, with new metal "instant" racks (maybe i will get down to blogging this down) behind me and a few ripped out tv sets lying around. Since this is an ILLEGAL office activity, I am sometimes forced to [Alt-Tab] very quickly to the pre-prepared "I-am-doing-work" document that i left running in the back ground and pretend to look busy (i believe i am getting better at this... and that this is ze ONLY reason why NTU sent us for IA) every single time I hear foot steps going bom bom bom (I think I am more or less able to identify the ppl in the office by their footsteps already) approaching my room.

Having said all that, you should know by now why am I blogging... It is:
1) to kill/murder/destroy/terminate time faster in the office!
2) typing on the computer looks more hardworking then clicking with only the mouse
and lastly
3) I want to try my hand at writing silly/funny/emotional/boring/corny things, that maybe ppl would like to read.

Speaking of funny, second last page of 8-days (cannnot remember the column's title) really got me laughing. Good thing I wasn't on the MRT when I was reading it because if I was, Ppl would have me thought that I am a mad man who escaped from Ponggel and mostly likely will be tossed out of the train. Check it out.